Tiger Woods had an affair according to…nothing

Tiger Woods has been fingered in the tabloids for having an affair on his wife with some lady named Rachel Uchitel, and that leads to a lot of searches for Tiger Woods Mistress Pictures. This is confirmed proof that a lot of people need hobbies as they really are that bored, probably from watching professional golf. (I don’t mean to disparage the game, but that’s such a good joke that I’m going to keep it.) To top it off, he also got into a car accident driving his Escalade near his Florida home, and rumors began about domestic disturbances. Obviously, people are willing to give payday loans to see the Tiger Woods accident photos.

I’d give payday loans to keep this stuff out of the news

In a perfect world, people wouldn’t have this kind of stuff occupying their minds, but since how we lived is pretty far removed from how we ought, down to the meat of the thing. Rachel Uchitel denies it across the board, and has said that she didn’t even so much as talk to Woods on the phone, texted, and might (according to the Huffington Post) sue the National Enquirer for defamation.  So it looks like there isn’t anything to it. (Get a hobby for crying out loud, people.  Seriously. I hear model airplanes are a great challenge. You could also get the guitar out of the closet and finally learn to play.)

Oh – and he had a traffic accident too!

To top it off, he also got in a traffic accident.Evidently, he left his house after 2 am and crashed his car, but he wasn’t drinking.He hit a fire hydrant, then a tree. This is according to an article in the New York Post.That being said, the airbags didn’t deploy, which means he was going slower than 33 mph, and while he hasn’t been arrested YET by the fuzz, they have said charges might come later.One must ponder the irony that Tiger Woods, one of the greatest players of the long ball in the game’s history, might face charges related to – the kicker – driving, if you’ll pardon the pun?

Don’t get me wrong – I do hope he’s OK.

Don’t get me wrong; it isn’t that I have anything against Tiger Woods, because I don’t.Thankfully, he wasn’t injured, neither was anyone else, and apparently got home safely.I also don’t a grudge against golf, but I find it incredibly boring to watch.   Frankly, if he is having marital problems, that is between him, his wife, and any other involved parties which as of now includes the Florida Highway Patrol.Why anyone gives a tinkerse about this kind of inanity is beyond the realm of reason, and we could all get some instant cash and possibly find something constructive to do.